hot insertion

when a bunch of men (usually big and sweaty) load up into a helicopter and get dropped in the middle of a forest fire with chainsaws.

Barron: "Back in my day I used to always perform hot insertions with other men"

by Boyce toucher 1000 November 10, 2008

Self Insert

When an author or writer puts themselves into a story they have written as a character.

It is not a character in which the audience inserts themselves or can relate to. It has absolutely no relation to the audience or readers. It is specifically referencing the creator's personal avatar.

Most stories written in second person are not self inserts.

Some creators will hide the fact that they use these characters by changing their names and a few details. Self Insertion characters are frequently not even the main character in a story. Author Steven King has done this in his books on occasion.

Video game avatars that the player creates could be considered a type of self insert character if the player tries to create an approximation of themselves for the game. This is borderline as the player is limited by the creation tools and game's storyline.

Another borderline example would be creating a Tabletop RPG character. Players are often free to create backstories and design their characters as they see fit, often mirroring themselves as they imagine they would be if they existed in such a world. Though again, the player is limited by game mechanics, the whims of the DM, and the roll of the die.

The author wrote himself into the story as a self insertion character.

by Contrabardus July 14, 2017

Insertive

When a person constantly inserts themselves into situations that don't include them

Boy: wyd?

Girl: headed home to catch up on some shows on Hulu. You?

Boy: I'll be joining you

Girl: you're very insertive

by TayDub August 10, 2016

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

Intertwangle

To wrap vines around an alcofall's structure to give it a more genuine jungle look.

We had to intertwangle those vines around the alcofall for tomorrow's party

by 6chicks January 20, 2009

Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"

Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."

by vantheman November 23, 2009

Emotional inertia

When something is so emotionally overwhelming that it paralyzes you (emotionally) as though the rest of the world is speeding along and you are frozen. This eventually leads to an emotionally slamming of your mind into the proverbial dashboard of life.

When I saw my beloved husband of 32 years naked in our jacuzzi with that 20 year old, I experienced a horrible emotional inertia. When I regained my senses a week later, I ran over him six times with my Hummer.

by Tina Ballance December 9, 2008