incense

Cool smelling sticks of fragrant shtuff that you light up, so it slow burns white smoke all over the surrounding area. Though many potheads use it to cover up the smell of their dank, it's a false stereotype. A superfluous amount of Febreeze is usually the real pothead dedector.

Also a great word to start a conversation on so you can laugh at people that accidentally say 'incest'.

Me: "He, you like incense?"
Friend: "Yeah, I LOVE incest!"
ME: *laughs*
Friend: "Shit!"

by Average Homie March 8, 2005

Incending

A guy who stalks soccer players, watches every single soccer game and doesn't cares if he doesn't spends time with his family.

It is also the name of some random ROBLOX sword clan leader.

John: Does Jordan even think about something else but ROBLOX and soccer?
Paul: Damn he is such a Incending.

by Lucifernius June 27, 2018

iconick

Some one who loves and supports Nick Jonas with all their heart.

"I'm an proud iconick."

by NickJsGirl9295 February 19, 2018

inconvenience charge

Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.

Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??

Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.

by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008

incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

by njriv June 19, 2016

Inconsonants

When a person is intoxicated and reaches a point where their personal alphabet is reduced to vowels aeiou, and sometimes y.

Omg man - please stop getting this woman shots of tequila. She has a terrible case of inconsonants. She just looked right at me and said “Ay! You uouiioueioa ueioiyeeaauio you uuiuy. Yea, u o I ee?”

by TexasCookieMonster January 12, 2020

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008