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illegal

something you do ALL the time, but you never get caugt doing so.
Word 2: Something you can do when cops are looking.
The illegal beer is for the Cop Party.
by anonymous July 9, 2003
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latino illegel alien

someone from el salvador or mexico thats comes from a poor small town needs work and a much better life so they miginat el norte like mi famila the are not crimals only some gangs they are just friendely scared people who need money and work
mi tio is an latino illegel alien
by salvadorenoguey May 18, 2009
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illegitamate fold

(n) A universal word, can be but is not limited to the following:

Moronic highschool boys, European chestnuts, chicken patties, duct tape bags, gorrilas named philis in Stockholm, Stockholm, water bottles, the ringing of a telephone, HGTV, runners, pure bred dogs, cards received on Valentine's day, the end of World War II, N*SYNC songs, Jessica Simpson's music videos (recent)*, school lunch, chicken stew, Aladin, parentheses, asshats, seniors, male genitalia, gonads and strife, Hugh Grant's prostitute, babies born in February, tropical plant life, librarians, Sweet Caroline, The Yankees, the Pacific Ocean, Dell Computers, Girlscout Cookies, bio homework, Mary Kate and Ashley movies made after their seventh-and-a-half year, games with age limits, no soap in highschool bathrooms, ringtones, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris, numchucks, knickerbockers, unsanitary workout equiptment, prehistoric cell phones; anything prehistoric, cat toys, cat nip, Santa Claus, Latin, Chevy, getting hit by a bus, orange fruit, seashells, starfish in the desert, and buttwater.

*To satisfy our readers
"I just consumed an illegitamate fold."
"The optomologist removed an illegitamate fold from my left testicle."
"The Red Sox PWNED the illegitamate fold."
by Philis and Earl Jr. Czachistan December 17, 2007
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illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)
Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*
by The Other Other December 15, 2008
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Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.
My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.
by dvnwind April 6, 2010
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illegal love

when a a girl/guy likes someone way over there age group
man you know shante i heard she like that 19 year old! but shes 12! wow thats some illegal love
by shante666 January 18, 2008
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