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Ira

Ira is a Viking warrior who possesses super human qualities, (gifts from above, some would say) in the form of super sonic , hearing. Ira can hear sounds no one can hear. One hot summer day while Ira was indulging in foot care, he heard a sound that can only be described as the quietest puff of air. Ira rushed in the direction of the sound. Lo and behold, old man Jones had fallen on a breakfast sausage in the kitchen and busted his head. Ira saved a life that day.
This is only one of Ira’s super human qualities.

Ira is like a warm freshly baked pie. You don’t know what’s inside, so you poke your finger thru the crust and you are met with utter deliciousness . You lick and suck on your finger to get all of Ira inside you.
Ira was awakened by the almost silent sound of his neighbors microwave beeping at 2 am on Thursday.
by Frodo Hoofenstein October 27, 2023
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Ira

A very sexy bitch with an juicy ass, That looks like a delicious peach, everyone wants to bite in.
She’s literally a sex bomb and all the boys want children with her to have a beautiful and sexy family... such a willing whore
Girl 1: oh Ira posted that shes in the city today

Girl 2: oh no my man is there too, I guess its her man now…..
by Good Fella November 21, 2021
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IRA

Ira is a big fat goldarf with one eye pink haired freak and usually 11 years old. Asshole
Have you seen that Ira !
by aveah January 27, 2017
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Ira Livingstone

An overworking butler with severe trauma and practically no parenting skills
Jeez what's up with him?
Oh that's just Ira Livingstone.
by SpookySnack February 26, 2022
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Ira!

Some people probably would pronounce as (i)ra but it’s actually (e)ra. I’m sick of people calling my name wrong so Ira is my nickname but people still call me wrong. Btw she can be pain in the ass but also nice at the same time. People also said she’s funny so yuh. She can be a keeper if you know how to deal with her but trust me none survive. Her confident is not that great, she sometimes shy but sometimes want to get out of that shell. She really good with her words. Hate math, she did not deserve to learn this number algebra thingy. She love music and art. She hate bugs but also adore them. Cat 4 lyfe. Her favorite color purple damn that color is gawdamn gorgeous. She’s a picky eater trust me when i say she’s a picky eater i mean it. She literally eat burger only bread and chicken nothing else, no sauce, no pickle, no tomato, no any vegetables, literally nothing. She hate fruit, vegetables, all drinks except cold water and milk yum. Damn that’s long. I guess Ira really have a lot of surprise i guess ;)
Nobody: Did you know about Ira!
No one: Ah yes that girl.
Nobody: people said she’s so funny but not friendly.
No one: yeah i heard she’s full of surprise.
Nobody: sound fun to be fRiEnDs with.

Lol do wattpad about this gal ;)
by Ira! November 25, 2021
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ira

a minor that weighs more than 180 pounds.
damn absolute unit that lad , and his lil bastards a "Ira".
by Trip_Nostalgia May 24, 2021
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Ira

Ira is the most beautiful girl in the world. In fact too sexy for this world and has a smoking body!
Damnnn… look over there, queen Ira is coming 🔥
by Babydaisybee November 23, 2021
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