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Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.
Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage
by mayapenny September 30, 2018
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When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.
Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!
by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018
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When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
by BearEggs December 26, 2018
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When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 21, 2019
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Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.
I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.
by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020
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