hootered up

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.

Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.

by cassc4413 December 28, 2009

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

Hoosier Boobs

Big jiggly man boobs.

John has hoosier boobs!

by R.I peeps October 19, 2009

Hoboster

A rich white suburban kid who lives in his parent's basement, pretending to be a hobo!

Pfft. It's just a Hoboster. Ignore that thing.

by theshadowyoshi January 14, 2009

Hooters Pretty

You're attractive, but in the "I couldn't be Miss America and I'm too classy to be a stripper, so I decided that this is the path to success and to pay the bills" way. You aren't a unique beauty nor are you exotic, you're just pretty enough to garner attention, mainly from men who like wings.

"I wish I were like exotic looking.." "Omg, but you're like pretty...like hooters pretty"

by KailenaTai June 25, 2014

hoobster

A pretty woman buying a gluten-free cookbook.

Damn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!

by farming simulator 360 no scope August 15, 2016

Hoosier

A good derogatory slang term for an owl with a drinking problem.

"Look at yourself you Hoosier. You're going to go fly into a fucking tree. Get your life together."

by Aetherflame May 13, 2018