by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009
When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.
The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.
by OGDH September 10, 2022
A term for smoking weed.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 04, 2011
by No cake no cake August 08, 2020
That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.
by Violator123 June 14, 2019
Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
by CodenameTex December 02, 2016
A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014