umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.

Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.

by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

by cyenu January 28, 2005

hitchcocking

When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.

Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!

by D Train 222 May 7, 2019

Polish Hitchhiker

Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.

by hottbocks March 14, 2009

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

Hitch-A-Ride

To tag along for a ride one way or both ways to a certain location.

Sometimes just used to get to one destination, usually just a one way trip.

Compensation offered may consist of taking turns driving, splitting the cost of gas, or trade.

There are some websites that offer forums for people to search for open seats/rides offered all across the world. One of these sites is www.AtoBme.com.

Gary and I were bored one day so we thought it would be fun to surf through www.AtoBme.com and Hitch-A-Ride with someone heading out of town.

by MrDrive January 28, 2010

Dirty Hitchhiker

A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.

Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!

by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010