tea hick

Tea Hick - A middle to poor class redneck who has a perverted loyalty to the wealthy elite of the GOP

if you don't believe in corporate fascism... you... are a tea hick

if your front porch collapses and kills 5 or more dogs... you... are a tea hick

if you are still waiting for the jobs Bush's tax cuts were supposed to create... you... are a tea hick

by johnnnybegoode August 7, 2011

hockey hickey

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.

the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.

by McInnes July 16, 2008

hickey

something you don't want your parents to know you have...

hickeys hurt!

by Czech Me Out January 28, 2018

hickey

A love bite caused by over sucking on a person's body

Maddie : Wow you got a big Hickey on you neck!
Kiersten : Yeah I was just up in Chad's office for a private meeting and he gave me a raise!
Maddie : Or did you give him a raise!
Kiersten : Oh that's later on tonight!
Maddie : You Go Girl!

by SlopNChop December 4, 2016

hick burn

The hair that grows on the back of your neck when you haven't got a haircut in a long time.

Hey man did you see that hairy guy?
Yeah that jive ass bastard had some major league hick burns.

by Prakka Lars March 24, 2009

Hick Stick Lick

When a person missing at least two teeth delivers felatio while in an upside down position, such as lying prone on an elevated surface

I got a hick stick lick from an oakie last night behind the tractor.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016

Hickenlooping

To watch porn with your Mom.

I can’t believe that guy spent Saturday night Hickenlooping.

by Mistermood June 23, 2022