Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009

playa hater

Most simply, a playa hater is someone who openly criticizes, purposefully attempts to sabotage, or who indulges in any number of other activities/behaviors aimed at someone they consider a playa, or even at playas in general.

The derogatory aspect to the term comes in the idea that the person who's hatin is really only jealous -- they playa hate because they wish they could be as successful, or alternately wishes they could somehow have the playa to themself.

So, of course, quite often a playa hater is someone who at some point or other feels they were done wrong by a playa.

"I was trying to talk to this girl, but she was hanging out with this dude who's a total playa hater. Everything I said, he tried to turn it around to make me an asshole..."

by strange December 10, 2003

heteromantic homosexual

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender

Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

by Meh3560503p2p February 26, 2017

heterochromia

A rare genetic defect. Two different eye colors in the same person.

I have heterochromia, my right eye is green, my left blue.

by Cherry2I August 17, 2006

Ja Rule Hater

A man with balls. One who can see that Ja Rule is a useless piece of shit who cannot rap and looks like a sewer rat.

Ja Rule haters of the world, UNITE!!!

by middle finger August 17, 2003

Heterosexuality

The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.

Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.

Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.

I wouldn't be alive without Heterosexuality. As a matter of fact, none of us would be alive.

by Legit Muscle Head July 1, 2019

block heater

A device that attaches to the engine block of one's vehicle that when plugged into an electrical socket with a plug heats up the engine and keeps the oil warm. Used in any part of the world where the temperature drops below freezing.

The block heater keeps the engine warm and allows it to easily start even at extremely cold temperatures. It is usually seen as an electrical cord sticking out from under the hood of a car in Canada or the states that border Canada.

This device warms the engine, not the interior of the car.

Herb: It's gonna be cold tonight.

Bob: Better plug in your block heater or your car won't start tomorrow!

by monkey40 July 26, 2009