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Why Health Class Is So Self-Explanatory

Don't have sex or you'll die
Don't drink or you'll die
The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest
STDs are gifts that just keep on giving
Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex
Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods.

Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
by ImAFreshmanBabby January 8, 2011
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mental health day

When you call in sick to work. But you really just want to take a day off and chill out.
Yeah, on Monday I took a mental health day and went on a daycation. It was so relaxing.
by piratemaxx February 15, 2009
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Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.
Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....
by ladam21 March 14, 2011
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Mental Health Monday

Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about

a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.
For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.
by jgdjtdjtshfmhfddhg February 24, 2020
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Stage Health

The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.
"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"

"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."
by britticus96 October 18, 2020
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Mental Health Day

A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.
J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.
by Hrach April 17, 2005
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