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Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
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Milo Hayes

Milo Hayes is soooo cool
by rotodomee May 19, 2022
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Zero Hayes

Zero Hayes is one of the nicest boys you'll ever meet in your life, he's kind, out going and a very likeable person. Zero will always be there for you when you need it and will support you no matter what. You need a Zero I your life because they are the total package, anyone named zero is a one of a kind =) you'd be very lucky to have one 😊
by peniseater1 December 14, 2021
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dirty hayes

The act of going to the grocery store, emptying a milk carton then refilling it with your white liquid.
Holy shit my cereal is filled with dirty hayes!
by Hicah November 3, 2022
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Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.
Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?
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Brier Hayes

A Fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches
Brier hayes a fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches.
by Symdrumz September 15, 2022
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All In with Chris Hayes

an American news television program that airs weekdays at 8:00 p.m. ET on MSNBC.3 It is hosted by Chris Hayes, who previously hosted Up with Chris Hayes on MSNBC weekends. The show premiered on April 1, 2013
On August 23, 2019, All In with Chris Hayes began experimenting with a series of three, Friday-night editions presented in front of a live studio audience in Studio 6-A
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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