by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Submarinemug. King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Gerardmug. A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
Get the Hawaiian beef casketmug. by Dickpussyvaginapenis February 5, 2020
Get the King’s Hawaiian Rollsmug. The texture and fold of the skin located on the back of someone's head. Usually only observed after a fresh hair cut or shave. Generally found on Hawaiian locals due to the sun and humidity. Not to be considered as a negative, or a deformity, purely a unique physical trait.
"Wow that haircut is so fresh! Really showcases that sweet Hawaiian head pussy! Honestly that makes me horny"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Head Pussymug. When you go out on a surfboard with many others to watch the sunset from the water. The loser is the first to get attacked by a shark.
by Mano707 June 10, 2023
Get the Hawaiian Roulettemug. A threesome where a girls gets smacked in the face by two dudes dicks simultaneously that both have bushes
by Hayden Irving March 18, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Double Headermug.