Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007

Haesoo

Hot asian chick that loves white guys named Boyd.

Haesoo: Asian chick

by BoKenny June 14, 2011

Hassophilia

An obsession with the Hoff-meister himself, David Hasselhof

I'm not a freak, I have hassophilia

by Sandwich March 4, 2005

Playa Hation

the act of being constantly engaged in playa hating.

But everynow and then I gets caught up in a playa hation
Lord what's wrong with the nation, erase em'

by tyrexden August 8, 2008

Backwards Hats

BACKWARDS HATS
Wearing your baseball hat backwards means your ready to perform oral sex immediately (don't have to waste time to turn the bill out of the way).

"Girls with backwards hats are ready to do a Bill Clinton on me."

"Monica caught the eye of Bill Clinton cause she was wearing her backwards hat."

by JIM BLUE August 17, 2007

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

hansolo

A beasty saxophone player in a Jazz Band.
Known for soloing.

Derived From Hansel.

Dang, he solo's good! He must be Hansolo.

by hansizzle June 19, 2009