2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

haneefa

A very smart girl who always tries her best.She can tend to be alone at times but when u get closer to her u will understand that she isn’t that kind of person to beg attention.Shes a smartass and has good grades.Her best friend could be a Veronika.She doesn’t like to be touched .

Who’s that peng girl

She must be a haneefa

by Haneefa April 21, 2018

Haneck

When Someone Does Something Stupid Or Embarrasing, Basically Mean Haha Or Gutted Or Wayyy !!

Haneck Your Team Got Whipped Today At Football!

by Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww December 12, 2007

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008

hance

Another word synonymous with cool, chronic or "uber". Basically the end-all term for awesomeness. Technically this definition is not hance enough to describe the word hance. That's how hance hance is. Derivation maybe from the verb "enhance". Or maybe a Greek philosopher was one day chillin or doing what one does when your a Greek philosopher, discovered the euphoric secrets of the world and yelled with exclamation "By the heavens......HANCE!"

Even Chuck Norris can't be that hance...
That's SOOO hance!

by Ryan Dent May 17, 2006