harte hanks

just means the very worst/the absolute pits of something. id rather fuck a stinking goat and shit on my own face than work for harte hanks
by josh arias April 22, 2004
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hank out

when a guy and a girl plan to only hang out, but end up making out
guy1: dude did u ever get to hang out with that hottie?

guy 2: you mean hank out?

guy1: sweet
by awesomeguyiseverywhere July 03, 2009
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Hank Hill

A character from a popular T.V. show called "King of the Hill". He's a Texan who works at a propane co. called Strickland Propane as a assistant manager selling Propane and propane accessories.

Has a wife name Peggy and they have son named Bobby. His only child due to his "Narrow Urethra"

He drives a red pick up truck.

Has a neice, Luanne .

Use to Play High School football.

Is really born in New York. Which he used to be ashamed of.

Hank Hill Quotes

Hank: We sell propane and propane accessories.

Hank:Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you

Hank: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

Hank: BAWHH!!

Hank: I'll tell ya what...
by Hankhill101 August 27, 2008
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A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.
Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*
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Hank Drum

A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.
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Tom Hanks

Arguably one of the best actor to ever see the face of the planet.

Starred in such films as BIG, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Road to perdition, Cast Away...
Born in California, Tom Hanks grew up in what he calls a 'fractured' family. His parents were pioneers in the development of marriage dissolution law in that state, and Tom moved around a lot, living with a succession of step-families. No problems, no abuse, no alcoholism, just a confused childhood. He had no acting experience in college, and in fact credits the fact that he couldn't get cast in a college play with actually starting his career - he went downtown, auditioned for a community theater play, was invited by the director of that play to go to Cleveland, and there his acting career started. He met his second wife, actress Rita Wilson on the set of the movie Volunteers (1985) - they have two children and Tom has another son and daughter by his first wife. In 1996 he made his first step behind the camera, directing as well as starring and writing the film That Thing You Do! (1996).

-From imdb.com
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Hank Green

Hank Green is probably best known for being one half of the Vlogbrothers on Youtube with his brother John Green. On said channel, Hank often writes and performs songs - usually of a comedic nature - talks about Harry Potter and other nerdy subjects, and does challenges/punishments that the Nerfighters give him (such as humping many of the landmarks in his town of Missoula Montana). A common joke for the Vlogbrothers is that when John does a Question Tuesday (rarely on a Tuesday), he answers the question, "Who the eff is Hank?" by reading the definition for another person, place, or thing, such as the sun or the breed of John's dog.

He is also known for being the creator of DFTBA records (a production company that signs YouTube artists such as Charlieissocoollike and DaveDays), the founder of EcoGeek (a very well-known and respected environmental website), and one of the founders of the Mars Society.

Hank lives in Missoula Montana with his wife - The Katherine - and their cat Cameo. He has Ulcerative Colitis, a problem which frequently plagues him, and has a habit of flipping off Hummers.
Person 1: Did you see the new Vlogbrothers video yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah! It was great; I always love when Hank Green performs a song on Song Wednesday.
by NerdfighterSarah July 07, 2011
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