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Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.
Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.
by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017
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hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.
Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!
by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011
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idea hamster

Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.
"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."
by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013
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Hamster Heart

Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.

Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.
"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."

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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."
by Thefish July 11, 2017
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Jonathan's Hamster

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.
Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?
by memestealer420 June 9, 2015
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Hamster cult

A group of intilectuals selected by tiktok to destroy all lana fans
Join the hamster cult today you won't regret it.
by Johnny sinns February 21, 2021
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hamster ball

A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.

One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."

Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
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