5 definitions by Thefish
Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.
Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.
Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.
"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."
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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."
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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."
by Thefish July 11, 2017
The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by Thefish July 20, 2012
Dude, I was having sex with my girl last night but I was dieing for a piss so I totally let rip and gave her the golden plough
by Thefish June 29, 2012
similar in nature to metrosexual; the attachment and association of sexual attributes to a piece of computer/electronic hardware
if your friend said "oh my god, this new program highlighting script i wrote is so orgasmic" you might reply "okay dude, too much info...that was so computerotic"
by Thefish February 3, 2004