hay seed

One who is naive. Especially pertaining to those of rural background.

By wearing his gotchie outside of his overalls, he looked more like a hayseed then a superhero.

by Paul June 24, 2004

hay ride

A Hay Ride is a form of foreplay where two people about to mate take matchbox cars and drive them through the hairs of their lovers nether regions aka pubes. While the cars are being pushed it is courteous to make automobile sounds such as 'put, put, put' or 'vroooom!' This is also a form of foreplay that can be enjoyed simultaneously by both parties, but only experienced hay riders should attempt a 69 hay ride.

I began to chafe after the hay ride wes was giving me became to forceful. I had to give him the hornet to make him stop.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

hai :3

Something a 11th grade girls 45 year old boyfriend uses unironically
I think he’s a weeb

“Hai :3”
Hey baby want some nudes
Yaaaaaaah nom nom nom nom grrr meow

by koilee October 12, 2021

kick the hay

Mix between Kick the bucket and Hit the hay. It means when you are going to sleep but you hope to die in your sleep

Person 1: what happened to Rob
Person 2: oh he went to kick the hay

by SilentFoxKutsu September 1, 2018

Who-hay

A pet name used for a roommate. Or a verb mistaken for 'Who-ha', usually mistaken when drunk or blonde.

"My Who-hay just got back from vegas and we're going to hang out"

Or in a drunken slur:

"I'm so horny, I need something in my Who-hay"

by Nicole Serrano July 13, 2007

Hay barber

A derogatory term for a farmer.

"You're not Seamus McFly. You look like him though, 'specially wearin' that dog-ugly hat! You kin to that hay barber?"
—Buford Tannen, Back to the Future 3, asking Marty if he's related to the farmer Seamus McFly

by bob_johnson April 12, 2021

Hai-Binh

A great boyfriend that any girl would be lucky to have in her life. He is very mysterious and likes to keep a few secrets so try not to invade his privacy. Great with kids and pets.

Wow Becca is going out with a Hai-Binh... How does she do it ?!

by lagrosseracine March 28, 2020