Hufflepuff

Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.

That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010

Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011

hufflemuff

1.(Noun)A big trifling ass bitch name Fleana who who has a chuff ass muff. Who's pussy lips can chuff man whole.

Synonym (s): Mooseknuckle, Camel-Hoof, Chuff.

1.Damn bro did you see her "HuffleMuff" Lena's straight up chuffing.
2. Damn Bro that chuff is all bad.

by Thehiddengay June 1, 2018

hufflepuffed

when you get shat on by your mate so hard he sends you back to Hogwarts

"mate, get hufflepuffed you humdinger"

by meaty vegan July 11, 2018

heffler

to fuck one's armpit

or armpit sex

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler

by siobahn March 10, 2008

Hufflepuff

The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.

I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.

by Calypte October 8, 2008