Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.

"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"

by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

hofflenosh

Hofflenosh / / n.; a debate/discussion/topic that resurfaces periodically with no change to anyone’s opinion made or likely

This word started as an attempt to place it into the Oxford English Dictionary.

The hofflenosh on the forum was eventually deleted

by The Hofflenosh Team February 15, 2005

Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.

Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

Hoffed

To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.

Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.

'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'

by westsaffa September 8, 2008

hoffed

The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.

I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.

Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!

by cablegirl March 27, 2007

Heffled

The art of skillfully transferring your ineptitude to an unsuspecting co-worker as you are leaving early for day.

Eddie got Heffled today during that inspection on HAZMAT.

by jbpitsinger August 8, 2007