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Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.
Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015
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Hog Salad

1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time

2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick
"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"

"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"
by Sendog-SiN June 9, 2013
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hog log

A hog log is a big wad of chewin' tobacco
Private Fox always has a fat
hog log in his mouth when he is talking!
by Master chewer February 11, 2014
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hog pocket

Derived from cutting a hole in your pants pocket and putting your dick in it.
That guy was digging around in his pocket like he had a hog pocket!
by knujscire June 22, 2016
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Hog Hammering

A woman who entertains multiple obese men sexually at the same time. Dicks all around.
Linda was caught hog hammering her fathers friends at the crawfish festival.
by Supra man June 24, 2014
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Hog shot

"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."

"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."
by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh March 28, 2016
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hog hider

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum
Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.
by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017
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