Hobo Slobo

A musician known for his eccentric scat-like speech known as swamp talking. Part of the band "Hobo Slobo and The Strong Armed Jugnuts".

Hobo Slobo says "Skeebop Badoobop bluebah seedah!"

by Dirty Jack November 27, 2005

Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

Hobo Bait

When a hobo finds you attractive.

While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".

by Iron01 May 5, 2009

hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

by clifton062 July 18, 2005

hobo operation

Any entity that provides sub par or inconsistent services.

This pizza place is out of cheese? This is a total hobo operation!

by Greg (originally Andre) May 31, 2007

Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.

Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!

by Rammz July 29, 2012

hobo soup kitchen

2 or more hobos have sex or do sexual acts in a vehicle that is not owned by the persons

One eye jack asked stinky and hobo Joe if they wanted to join in the soup kitchen in that brand new Tahoe. We will have a hobo soup kitchen all day.

by hobo soup kitchen April 2, 2015