Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

The hobby place

A happy space, your creative hangout! Where anyone of any age can find their passion

The Hobby Place is my happy place

by Hobbyplace November 24, 2021

Hobby

Something you do to make time feel like it goes faster. Many people have a hobby.

A mom: You play videogames too much. Try to find a hobby.
Kid: Playing videogames IS my hobby.
A mom: Try to find a new one! You can try reading a book.
Kid: But mom...

by im not google :) March 4, 2022

Hobby Hopper

Someone who dives into a hobby for a couple of months, loses interest, then starts a new hobby.

James stopped playing paintball last week, now he’s writing a novel. He’s such a hobby hopper.

by BambinoRaps October 28, 2022

Hobby Locker

A side piece’s pussy.

“Is that your girlfriend? No, she’s just my Hobby Locker.”

by MandiMess July 13, 2025