heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heterosexual

That feeling when you knows what that Word means but you're do miserable that you either clicked here or wrote just by B O R E D O O O M

In case that you really want to know, a heterosexual is often called a straight person. It came from the word Hetero which means opposite.

BRO #1: Bro, i got so stoned, i realized that i love you.
Bro #2: What are you fucking gay?
Bro #1: Screw you dude, WHO do you think you are so you can talk to me like that?
Bro#2: Im a Heterosexual.
Bro#1: Miss me with that gay shit.

by Kertes August 9, 2019

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

heterosexual

Someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex.

Heterosexual.

by Jargolini December 2, 2024

Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

heterosexual homeslice

one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice

Howdy my heterosexual homeslice

by boop a snoot December 5, 2017