heterosexual homeslice

one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice

Howdy my heterosexual homeslice

by boop a snoot December 01, 2017

Heterosexual Panromantic

A label for someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to people of the opposite gender, but only romantically attracted to all other genders.

They're Heterosexual Panromantic and will only date people of the same gender.

by Fucked_up_inside November 03, 2023

pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022

Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 27, 2021

Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 02, 2024