Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.

Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*

by BlazeInfuego March 7, 2025

Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Heterosexual

A person who likes the same gender to the point where they cant stand to be near the same gender are they will get hard

Bro you really are a heterosexual, stop trying to suck me

by NothingThink77 November 16, 2021

heterosexual

Binary people who are attracted to people of the opposite gender.

Heterosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

Heterosexual

I’m obsessed with Marcus

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual

by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024