Harmless

Adjective
harm·less
Pronunciation:
/slət ho͞o trī stēl mī ˈdadē/
A adjective use to describe a female who is trying to take a Daddy who is not her own and is already taken by an amazing, hot and kawaii af Babydoll.

"She is harmless"
-Clueless Daddy.

by BabydollsAgainstDaddyThieves September 16, 2018

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

heartissues

The act of being absolutely dog shit at any game or activity that you do any day, and being gay.

Heartissues is dogshit at life

by Jasonhowardson December 19, 2019

headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Headless

adj) to be stupid; synonym of any word meaning dumb
noun) to have no head, literally

p1: did you see that guy try to kickflip a motorcycle?
p2: yeah, what a headless idiot

p1: have you heard of the headless horseman
p2: yeah i suppose he's pretty scary

by koksukcer June 3, 2021

Harmless

One that acts tough but goes to tears when called out.

One that is built like a hobbit and drives around in a second hand Maserati doing burn outs but once locked up for his/her actions will need a bucket to mop up their tears.

When the old ladies feel unsettled around the burn outs, their husband's kindly say, "don't worry hun, he's harmless."

by The harmless hobbit June 17, 2021

heartsstack

the most hottest and most scrumptious tiktoker to ever like on this earth they like Mitski and watching anime they are so hot.

“Have you heard of the tiktoker heartsstack?”

“Yes they’re so hot😧”

by hrtstak August 9, 2021