The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.

"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.

by cruise23 June 21, 2010

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gimble

1. to make holes like a gimlet

1. He's going to gimble the wood.

by zeekage October 26, 2003

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Gimble

One who refuses to make sandwiches.

I think we should make some sandwiches for the boys
nah i don't think so
c'mon dont be a gimble and make them

by spiderbrian June 17, 2011

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Gumblenator

1. The act of playing a mean skin flute
2. A turkey with a mission (gooble gooble)
(Also to Gumblenate)
3. To get your ass kicked Gumblestyles

Dude, I totally hope i get a gumblenator tonight.

I hope my gumblestyles is enough to Gumbelnate you

by 420420420 July 19, 2007

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Like an alcoholic, but instead of drinking Alcohol. You can't afford anything to drink because you loat all your money and your addicted to be a poor fuck sleeping on the street with millions of dollars in debt.

Jessie: "Hey, what happened to Dad?"
Jesus: "He Gambled and tried to become an alcoholic, but lost all his money and got addicted to being a whore instead. Thus, he is now a third grade Gambleholic"
- Gambleholic Anonymous, 1997, Colourised.

by ##@GamblingLord69@###MONEY$$$$ April 17, 2018

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backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

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