Ok, Groomer.

A commonly-used phrase applied to those who oppose Florida's Parental Rights in Education Act (H.B. 1557). This phrase describes the activists, corporations, pedophiles and their adjacents that are pushing for government employees (teachers) to speak to four-year-old children about adult topics relating to sex and gender identity in secret and without gaining parental consent.

Teacher: Shh! Now you must promise me that you won't tell your Mom and Pop about what we talk about. It must be kept as a secret between you and me. I've been thinking a lot about you and I want to talk to you about gender identity.

Based Child: Ok, Groomer. I'm calling 911.

by anonymous April 2, 2022

GROOM CHOP

The physical removal of the gentalia's pubic hair or ass hair via the other person's teeth.

tugging and pulling out someones pubic or ass hair with your teeth.

daaaaayyyym BITCH!!
Yo teeth be doin sum tight shit.. rip that ass hair out and groom chop that shit!

by silly bitches November 6, 2009

In the Groove

A dance simulation game similat to DDR, except the songs can be more difficult(up to 13), there are mines, and 3-4 arrows sometimes have to be hit at once.

I'm going to the arcade to play In The Groove.

by 5'1"Racer May 24, 2005

Groomer

James Charles

James Charles is a groomer

by anonymous July 30, 2021

The groover

The receptical in which you shit in while rafting or camping in the wilderness.

While rafting in Colorado, I attached the groover to my girlfriend's backpack.

After 2 weeks in the wild my groover was really getting ripe.

by Bildo November 13, 2004

Groovemeister

Groovemeister, found on the now closed down "fat-pie" forums of David Firth(Creator of salad fingers), and later the "Fet-paj" forums of Joakim Danung. Groovemeister is an irritable character. A "fat-backed retard" some may say. Also, this subject has aspergers and is prone to bouts of anger due to his inability to socially interact, and is known to over analyise posts by using many quotes and general rants, deemed tl;dr.

Hey guys, i've got aspergers and a fat back. Am I cool or what?

Shut the fuck up groovemeister!

by Mozzbop May 25, 2006

Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009