Goinker

Usually a fat person. There habbits include eating lardo and lying on the couch watching American Chopper. Often makes loud noises for no apparent reason.

Hey Ash, did you see Tony over there, he's such a goinker.

by Gorgon44 June 6, 2010

blaze a gronk

The act of forcing out a hot fecal log of impressive length and girth.

After a long day of recording, the musician disappeared into the toilette to blaze a gronk.

by Mars Violet Deep January 16, 2011

Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 9, 2016

Gronk

Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.

"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".

by ferret1 June 6, 2010

Gronk

Someone who is a dero and nobody really likes.
Loser, idiot, fool, dero.

Marley: "ah im so drunk, you wanna fucking punch on bitch?"

Me: "fuck off you gronk"

dero loser jerk idiot wanker

by Cyeahboii. November 23, 2009

groin juice

The fluid that collects on and around a guys dick, gooch, and anus after any strenuous exercise.

This swetty liquid, combined with a little cock cheese will make one sick dirty sanchez

See. battery acid

1) if you say one more word i swear im gonna get you with the filthiest GROIN JUICE SANCHEZ ever!!

2)Oh Shit!! I cant believe you just wiped your groin juice on my mouth! You sick mother fucker!!

by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008