gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason

"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"

by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025

Gooner

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

by LASZONE January 30, 2025

Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.

"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."

by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

gooneral

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

by the wenis January 31, 2025

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025