gobshite

A person who talks a lot, but says nothing of relevance or interest to his or her audience, he or she usally talks for ages at a time, torturing all who can hear and takes great pleasure in doing so.

Tom Cruise is a gobshite of galactic proportions.

by piratsindre April 3, 2008

goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

gobstopperhead

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage

anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?

by rob grant March 21, 2007

Goober Zuts

Used to describe a feeling of unexplainable proportion, like cool to the extreme or can be be used for over confusion. One word that be used in many different ways

This week had me stressin like no other guy, but after i saw my chick yesterday I went Goober Zuts bro no joke.

by Rokudaime May 6, 2008

Goobage

Derivative of Goober. Copious Goobin' that leads to an excess overload of people acting silly or ridiculous. Goobage occurs typically when Goobers take things to an extreme.

"We were out partying and goobin' and there was extreme goobage.

by Dolphin's Breath May 31, 2009

goobaglob

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.

Dude, that goobaglob was huge.

by Cerlz August 14, 2010

Goobatronic

To be a goobatron. The ability to be an absolute stupid moron yet still complete tasks successfully.

Hey Brian, you're looking a bit goobatronic today!

by bnuggat December 9, 2010