Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

Goob

A goob is someone who does something stupid/foolish. It is used to describe someone who generally gets annoyed at being called a goob. Generally a goob is “quirky” or “special”.

God, Cabe is such a goob sometimes.

by NotThundero January 11, 2022

Goob

Really really cool and ollie is lame

Goob is cool ollie isn’t

by Goob556 September 25, 2022

Goob

A term used to discribe a feeling of depression or sadness

Man, I’m really goob right now

by Goobs friend Louis March 22, 2020

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goob

The god and creator of all goobers. Usually worshipped and praised by goobers, leader of the religion “Goobism”, all goobers and the Goob live in “weeb land”

“The Goob is so amazing isn’t he/she”
“All hail the Goob”

by The Goob himself September 30, 2018