A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.
by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021
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Or Gon-zo
The biggest nonce to ever nonce.
Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,
Or Gon-zo
The biggest nonce to ever nonce.
Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,
Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.
by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022
Get the Gonzo mug.Referring to someone as “Gonzo” means they’re extremely popular, likable, are sexy/hella thicc and get lots of hot sweaty men flooding their dms with proclamations of love and envy (seeing as Gonzo also means peak alpha male). They may act tough on the outside, but in reality are sweeties to the bone and will hug you when you need it most.
Gee willikers, that Gonzo has gone and stole all my bitches again. Ahh, I can’t stay mad at him because his face is so pretty and his butt is so gorgeous.
by NotGonzo6969 August 7, 2022
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1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.
by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022
Get the Gonzos mug.Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.
I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.
by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021
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Get the Gonzo flip mug.Where a person places their testicles over another’s eyes while sleeping or taking a nap, and rests their flacid penis on top of said person’s nose facing the mouth to resemble the Muppet character Gonzo; big eyes and long nose hooking towards the mouth region; similar to the “tea bagging” prank.
When John fell asleep, Richard pulled a Gonzo on him, and the photo he took of John was saved on his cell phone Lock Screen wallpaper as a practical joke.
by Ighitowman83 December 7, 2024
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