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Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
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Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
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Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night
“That’s bussin G”
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
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gobs

wow why would you type gobs in like how bored do you have to be any way welcome to the cool kids club
Gobs
by 42069haha December 7, 2021
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give gob

Ay love do you wanna ride and give gob
by J-mac123 February 16, 2020
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Gob

the best monster in my singing monsters
i liek gob
by gob msm May 21, 2024
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good for gobs

When a male or female is up for giving oral sex.
Tony: oi have you seen that lucy chick, does she put out?

Mark: yeah bro shes good for gobs!
by RattyKarnt August 25, 2009
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