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goadee

A natural occurrence in Guyanese people. This may happen when too much pressure is added underneath the scrotum, causing it to stretch. This will squeeze the testis and the epididymis, causing the person to experience excruciating pain.
I jumped off the ledge, but I landed too hard and got goadee.
by jemsaif April 24, 2011
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Goatfelcher

one who performs the act of ejaculating in a goat's anus and proceeds to rimjob the goat until every last drop has been retreived.
Mark likes to felch,so we call him a felcher but when there are goats around he prefers to indulge in goatfelching. on these ocasions we call him a goatfelcher.
by captainzenon October 18, 2010
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goatse hole

A consequence of the globally renowned goatse, a goatse hole occurs post goatse when the anus has been stretched so wide that it has become permanently enlarged. This can result in a variety of medical problems, further exhibiting how detrimental goatse can be to your health, and why you should avoid such booty mistreatment.
Did you hear about that guy from that internet phenomenon, goatse? Yeah, apparently his anus has been stretched beyond repair. It's become, well, a goatse hole!
by Thugnasty Tyrone McNugget February 11, 2014
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goaten

When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.
" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.
by Cyberhog November 28, 2017
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Goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.
Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse
by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018
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Goatperson

A swag master who gets all the ladies and men
Wow you look like a Goatperson today.
by Not goatpersonv2 January 29, 2021
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Goatedness

Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you
EDU is speaking goatedness that's legendaryu
by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022
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