Goomer

A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)

Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.

"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"

"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)

by Hunterslilac July 30, 2020

goomba

Italian origin, a goomba refers to an Italian from the rural portions of the country - usually from the south of Italy. Derogatory in nature, it carries the same concept as pig-farmer.

"Eh, regardarla pigra goomba!"
"Hahaha!"

by Davis Centis March 19, 2005

goombotsky

a Polish {goomba}

He's not Italian, but he might as well be he's such a {goomba}. But because of his Polish heritage we'll call him a goombotsky.

by n2d2 May 3, 2009

Goometer

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

Goco

Acronym GOCO, Government-Owned, Contractor-Operated (A Government-owned/contractor-operated (GOCO) partnership allows each partner to perform duties for which it is uniquely suited); GOCO, Great Outdoors Colorado Trust Fund.

Goco is da way 2go.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Goomba Hop

To have sex, or otherwise get involved with one person in order to increase contact with someone that person knows, with the eventual goal of having sex with the second person.

Wow, I can't believe Jill goomba hopped Jack to get to Ricky.

by mostinterestingman December 7, 2012

goomba

a derogatory term for an worditalian/word

can also be spelled goombah

I am a goomba

by Joe February 11, 2003