garfunckled

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

by mem September 5, 2005

garfield

V.

1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.

This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.

Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.

"Hey eat this whole pie right now, dude, just Garfield that shit!"

by Naaadz December 28, 2005

Garf

a short, yet idiotic way to say Garfield.

"hey, did you see the Garf Comic in today's newspapaer? i thought it was pretty funny."
"what the fuck is a Garf, Bob. please tell me what a Garf is."

by TermedSaturn942 October 2, 2018

garfield

1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.

2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about

1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?

2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.

by rastablowtorch September 16, 2005

garfeg

A loud inward scream mainly used by aliens, such as the perfagniak race. It is also used by zombies and some alien hounds. It is used as a victory yell, or a battle cry, and is sometimes used to blow out chronic smoke from a large blunt.

Two aliens are arguing over who's chronic is better, 1 claims his chronic is the best, and the other lets out a blood curdling garfeg. Then both of them decide to load a blunt and share their chronic. They both let out garfegs simultaneously.

by Glactospire Tippledank July 5, 2007