Girth game

When a man has the perfect amount of girth.

“Omg, his girth game is on point!”

by ddamom May 31, 2019

girthiosity

Girthiosity is the deep curiosity someone has in regards to a man’s penis circumference or “thickness”. Girthiosity is a much stronger sense of wonder than its close counterpart “Curiosity”.

“My Girthiosity is out of control. I just have to know how thick it is.”

“I believe you have a lot of girthiosity.”

“That’s called girthiosity I think.”

by TopN0tch_xx November 28, 2020

Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

girthily

throwing a lime really fast at someone’s nose

my sister threw a lime girthily at me.

by mommygremlin December 13, 2020

Girthquake

The shuddering in bed that keeps you awake because your man is jerkin' his gherkin

"I'm bloody knackered today, I barely got any sleep because he caused a 30 minute girthquake last night"

by Girthinator June 27, 2021

Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021

GirthDay

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy and Shane “The GirthLord God” Gasior
Happy Girth Day!

Happy GirthDay Losers

by Shane “The Girth God” October 19, 2021