gopher trap

While receiving a rim job, the recipient locks the performer's head in place with a clenching of the thighs and proceeds to discharge fecal matter into or around the performer's mouth.

1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.

by jawn doodley December 9, 2008

Gopher Lizard

An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.

There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.

by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

dramatic look gopher

A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos

Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?

Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.

by BALLIN'!!!!! April 27, 2008

Gopher

Anyone who attends the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) or a supporter of aforementioned university.

Go Gophers! Hey yo!

by Middy187 December 9, 2008

Gopher dance

Pleasuring a woman from behind, the male will lift up his shirt, place his hands on his hips while rotating his lower body in a counter clockwise fashion. Resulting in a movement similar to the Gopher's dance in the movie caddyshack.

You haven't tried anything till you receive the gopher dance of love.

by trichizzel September 2, 2003