Fuck Gnome

An term used in extreme annoyance and fury to an individual exhibiting the characteristics of an obnoxious asshole, while being extremely unattractive, almost troll-like. A term first used in the early 60's to exemplify individuals who engaged in unprotected sex with many partners while being unable to afford devices for hair-removal. Over the years the term has varied in accordance with each generatonal use. From the late 70's to the mid 90's the term was once again changed to describe an extremely unattractive male actor in pornography, coined by comedian Pablo Garcia in his usual stand-up routine.

"Baby shut the fuck up, you fuckin Fuck Gnome, Damn!!!"

by Pab G. October 20, 2008

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gnome

Short, stocky little people with big noses, beards, blue tunics, and red pointy hats. Once related to dwarves but got much shorter and weirder. During a war with goblins, when the dwarves were having a box shortage, the gnomes went off to look for a better life. Unfortunately, many were captured and made as slaves, tending the gardens of dumb suburban people. Some managed to escape, only to be eeking out a living in the woods and living in burrow-like homes, like those of hobbits. Worse yet, they had been cursed by an evil tract-house developer to freeze into a clay form when a human sees them. Despite this, they are occasionally stolen by certain creepy french girls. Lately, a few gnomes were free of the curse and appear to be traveling around the world, sending back silly postcards with their mugs on them. Sadly, one gnome was crushed to death by a 2000 pound ball of baked pizza dough covered with melted cheese. A wrongful-death lawsuit with the Domino's Pizza Corporation is pending.

Thank's to that french jr. high foreign-exchange bitch, my gnome's in Tokyo on the god-damn bullet train! Junior - mow the lawn! Where's the phone book...I want some pizza!....

by JoeBaker February 22, 2004

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Lawn Gnome

To ring someone's doorbell then run on their front lawn and make a funny face and/or position when they answer the door. Hold that position until they go back inside, even if they yell at you.

Dude! Let's go play Lawn Gnome!

by Glayyyyyyyyy October 22, 2007

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Geometry Dash

A Game created by Swedish Programmer, Robert Topala. The game blew up to popularity in the 1.9 update, with millions of Spanish players joining the community. Geometry Dash has truly evolved in the past four years, and there will be various changes in the future!

Hey! I am going to play Geometry Dash

by Iminguendo26 December 9, 2017

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