Grunts

Grunts are yourragegaming superior viewers while subs dick ride Josh all day. subs often say "w mode" showing that they really dick suck/ride Josh. the subs have no sense of humor while grunts have amazing humor, subs are 300 pounds of pure fat while grunts are bodybuilders and get bitches, subs never leave their house and get no bitch's and often beat they beat to Josh (grunts on top)

"Why are Grunts so sexy" "idk they just superior in every way possible"

by GlockWhispers July 26, 2021

Gaunter'd

Getting banned for absolutely jack shit all the time.

Person1: hey where's G?
Person2: haven't you heard? they got expelled!
Person1: Oh wtf! what for??
Person2: Someone made a definition about a teacher and the teacher didn't like it. It wasn't even that bad...
Person1: WTF!! Gaunter'd!!

by Gaunter August 1, 2021

Glunts

Some sort of genital.

GLUNTS! We’re thinking that’s also some sort of genital.

by g4ym4nhurst July 11, 2022

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023

Gauntie

A non-related, honorary gay aunt responsible for spoiling her nieces and nephews.

Wow Ayden your gauntie got you such cool gifts for Christmas. She’s the best!

by Jwahlma November 7, 2023

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

gauntrepreneur

A doggedly-determined yuppie who has indeed achieved da American dream but "didn't have it easy" getting there, and so his face is noticeably haggard as a result.

In James Herriot's book, "Bonnie's Big Day", da retired horse Bonnie has an extremely-hardworking owner, John Skipton, whom Herriot describes an a real "gauntrepreneur".

by QuacksO November 4, 2025