girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Garth Hill

If you wanna meet kids that do bad shit or if you want to send your kid to a school to get bullied for and getting exclusions for the sad reasons like waking on the right side in the corridor then welcome

“Hey you heard that road man in yr7 that had *** with my mate?”

“Oh must be a Garth Hill kid”
“Ennit”

by shh... 🤫 April 18, 2019

Garth

Garththescarf, also known as Christy's boyfriend. A Garth spends his time networking clans on RuneScape, specifically Cutthroat. His return has been announced with a trailer. Beware for this man.

Holy shit. Look at Garth, he's the absolute icon of peak male performance. What a chad.

by Not nf aidrian April 23, 2019

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019

Garphyttan

Garphyttan is located in the middle of Sweden. Garphyttan is a place for hobos and druggies, commonly called "Knarkhyttan" by people livin outside of Garphyttan

person 1: Man! I swear he does drugs all the time

person 2: he probably lives in Garphyttan

by FiM76 November 20, 2019