Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
by Taterbug January 13, 2023
Get the groom my frog mug.The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.
H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.
by Ardias November 16, 2022
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Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023
Get the grooming minors mug.The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
by qingwaa November 5, 2007
Get the monkey-grooming mug.Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
Get the Zoom Groom mug.Right Winger: You taught a class that transgender people exist? They're automatically going to become transgendered! You groomer!
Left Winger: You dated a 17 year old when you were 19? The power dynamic is inherently rape! You groomer!
Left Winger: You dated a 17 year old when you were 19? The power dynamic is inherently rape! You groomer!
by Independencia June 21, 2023
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