fish gape

The new duck face; where you shape your mouth like a fish.
"Hey let's take a selfie!"
*fish gape*
by h0ha November 30, 2015
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Oozing Ape Gape

When you get anally gaped by a large primate like creature resulting in weeks of uncontrollable anal leakage.
"Man I got a massive case of the oozing ape gape from visiting the zoo last week"
by Rebmabelak April 28, 2021
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Gape talking

When someone attempts to speak whilst gaping, often repeating the few words that can be said with an open mouth ie Coca-Cola, Solo, How ya goin'?
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: (Gape talking) Gaping! Coca-Cola now!

Person 1: (Gape talking) Ahhh shit!
Person 2: (Gape talking) Ahhhh shit!
by Gaper October 14, 2012
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gaping hatchet wound

That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound
by Rod Turner April 19, 2004
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giant gaping vagina

A slut that has a very large cooch.
Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.
by Mc Klondike Bar March 29, 2004
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Anal Gape April

Through the entire month of April everyday girls and boys must be anal gaped
Yo my ass is so sore from anal gape april
by Buttery Nipples 12 November 8, 2019
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Big Gaping Cunt

Also known as "BGC".

People who are so extremely miserable no matter how good things are, are characteristically gifted as being transmitters and breeders of a "BGC". In context, these are generally miserable people you may live or work with that, by default, suck your life force from your body merely by being in the same room, or standing next to you.

You will be immediately afflicted by the "BGC" bug by a sudden feeling of worthlessness, loathing, and have a sudden urge to walk into walls, babbling incoherently, or in extreme cases, feel an extreme urge to slap the living shit out of the source of the "BGC" bug. These wretched individuals may also have foul smelling breath and unkempt hair and clothes.

Many times, in extreme cases, affected people will cower in a corner whilst piddling and defecating themselves while the "BGC" bug runs it's course. Do not confuse these symptoms with those associated with the "Poopie Monster" syndrome. The affected person with the "BGC" bug may also defecate themselves without knowing it.

There is no known cure at present for the "BGC" bug, and each case is unique in that the symptoms may run from only several minutes to many days at a time.
"Oh no! Here comes the Big Gaping Cunt! Everyone run!"
by Mongameister December 8, 2007
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