One who spends an inordinate amount of time playing Mafia Wars on Facebook, particularly while at work. As a result, said individual thinks they are actually part of an organized crime syndicate.
Chip missed three deadlines this week because he won't quit playing Mafia Wars. When I asked him about them he said he was going to whack me if I didn't accept his friend request and join his mafia. I hope that godfauxther gets fired.
by BagHag April 29, 2010
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Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010
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Somebody who has no life and needs to get help.
Commonly found in a pair and usually best friends.
Plural is goldfeshies.
Another word used can be goldfeshy.
Commonly found in a pair and usually best friends.
Plural is goldfeshies.
Another word used can be goldfeshy.
by goldfeshy June 11, 2018
Get the Goldfesh mug.An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the goldfish poop pest mug.Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.
“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”
“Girl, you done been goldfished.”
“Girl, you done been goldfished.”
by Maver7ck April 23, 2020
Get the Goldfished mug.Calm with good mode. But angry easier with small tips. He is handsome and brilliant too and also funniest at all times even the face of them shows
by Canta b December 29, 2020
Get the Godfred mug.A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.
In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.
by Cloud7a July 3, 2021
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