An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the goldfish poop pest mug.
A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
Get the Goldfish poop mug.