glennbeckian

often large in scale, characterized by John Birch Society paranoia, confusion of historical facts, latent racism, and sprinkled with ideas plagiarized from fringe religious authors, may be frantic and emotional or tearful with little or no rational basis

That crackpot conspiracy theory of yours is glennbeckian in proportion.

by fb47 February 25, 2011

glenelg country school

A rich white preppy school in the heart of Howard County. Most people that go here have at least 5 pairs of sperrys, lax, eat the not so shitty lunch, and start taking midterms in sixth grade. Pretty much everyone there is white even though all the ads have Asian people in them. Most of the people that go there are dumb as fuck because there parents probably are probably rich enough to ask the school to rig the system and add another $25,000 to the already $25,000 tuition. They have this shitty-as-fuck winter formal in place of prom or homecoming. If you don't play lax and go to Glenelg you're pretty much a fucking loser. What also sucks ass about this school is that they block Snapchat and Instagram on their Wi-Fi, but not blocking PornHub balances it out.

*kids from Glenelg Country School*
"I heard the winter formal is coming up bro."
"Sorry man I got a lax game."

by qaswedfrtghyujiklolpok;ldkghs; December 19, 2016

Glenbrook

Neighbourhood in Southwest Calgary. 25% is low income, and has a high rate of immigrants. Some streets in Glenbrook look a lot worse than Forest Lawn, but doesn't have a bad reputation like Forest Lawn. Sometimes referred to the "ghetto" of Southwest Calgary. The local junior high has had hostage takings like it's no big deal. Most of the minorities in the neighbourhood are Lebanese, Black and Latino and is mostly a renting community.

Glenbrook

by Extra Person October 9, 2010

Glenridge Middle School

A public middle school in orlando. Although an A school, it sux. the administrators have no idea how to control the students. it is incredibly over populated. it has anything from rich preppy people to people who cant afford food. the amount of puerto ricans at this school is insane. at least 80% of the school is stupid. it is hard to decide who to hate more, the ghetto snobs or the snotty preps. it is somewhat of a hellhole but is constantly filled with action and entertainment. with 5 pregnant girls and arrests happening weekly, there is no lack of news at this school. i know it may seem terrible, but for some reason i love it with a burning passion.

(Say in Billy Mays voice) Wanna get some weed? Glenridge Middle School is the place for you!

by glenridge-goer July 16, 2011

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

glendy

A gift from heaven.

A: Wow, Glendy looks so decent.
B: I know right, she's like a gift from heaven.

by geldni March 1, 2020

Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester

Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"

by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010