geesed

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

"Oooo Nick Chun got geesed on when his grandmother queefed in his face!"
"Ahhh ferr-gaht to dooo mah dey-teyen-tion too-daaaaaaaaah...geesed!"
"You totaled your truck on the freeway, really tho? Damn you got geesed on."
"No offense, but Nagasaki got majorly geesed on by a nuke in WWII..."

by Geeser March 20, 2005

geekdom

the state of being a nerd, intellectual

Despite his geekdom, Chris sure gets a lot of attention from the ladies!

by anna banana January 24, 2004

geesed

A popular website featuring pictures of geese. Run by CEO Ryan Goosling.

Have you been to Geesed.com today, shit's funny.

by Ryan Goosling June 28, 2012

Geaked

GEAKER SPUN
To be so high that you lose reality of life, you become delusional, senile... mostly off meth, or hard speedy, tweaky drugs or other stimulants.

Friend: "Hey bud, how are ya? You've been in your garage for days. You look like a zombie... you look delusional as fuck."
Speedy guy: Man bro, I'm fuckin geaked, I haven't been this spun since I woke up!"

by TWEAKY_THE_BYRD October 3, 2018

greeked

The act of fucking someone up the ass. An act usualy used in jail.

Did you hear... Jimmy greeked patty at pattys house the other day.

by mj July 7, 2004

Geeked🍃™

When you're fitted from head to toe ; Another meaning for: Saucy, too much sauce etc.

Rayleen: "Jerome you are so Geeked🍃™ Right now!"
Jerome: "Thanks Rayleen I appreciate it."

by Sweetartslover101 August 14, 2017

geekerish

Language geeks (see geek) use among themselves and few chosen ones that can understand. Terms that explains technical stuff and stuff like that. A distinction between the cool geeks and the un-cool geeks.

1.Geeksagainstbush dot com is so cool, if you can understand all the "geekerish" they use. Geeks are hot.

by christilee January 29, 2005