Le epic doodoo fard

When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french

Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP

by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

fard

Synonymous with fart, but implies that the subject or person saying the word is mentally defficient. Related and often synonymous with farded. Also related to shid and shidded.

"Fug, I just done a big fard.

Mmmm very stinky fard"

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

fard

to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

by Timmy May 31, 2004

fardeen

an afghan male who dresses extremely fashionable to the point that he just looks like a big joke

Do you see that "fardeen" there, he thinks he looks so good but in fact looks like a fool.

by fardeensheno September 6, 2021

Farder

Usually used during sex, if one does not permit a lot of talking, meaning both Harder and Faster at the same time, therefore saving time and effort.

"Oh yes yes, Farder baby Farder!"

by cameldude December 13, 2008

Fardel

The greatest gamer of all time, he seems to be good at every game he plays.

Dude 1: Man, I played some CS:S with Fardel yesterday.
Dude 2: Did you get totally wrecked?
Dude 1: Yeah, he totally put my whole team to shame!

by Macs Learnihan November 8, 2007

Fardousa

A big hair/booty bitch who enjoys yoga, drinking tea and tweeting. Also commonly confused with Luca 'Lazy Legs' Patouelli on the dance floor.

Najma- "She woke up with a chipped tooth last night!"

Jordan- "Whatta fardousa......."

by naji November 27, 2012