penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

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DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 29, 2019

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victor fungus

Blackened toejam, dark crusty feet
Feet smelling just like ammonia

Muddy Lee took off his work boots 🥾 and stunk up the whole entire house 🏠.. It was immediately determined his dawgs👣 had victor fungus.. peew👃 Gott Dayuuuuuum!!

by King Pheremones 🔥 April 15, 2021

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toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

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Fanny Fungus

Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.

Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.

by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008

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