Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

fuck me to death

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.

" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"

by VF-24-Tomcat November 5, 2007

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

Go Fuck Me

Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.

Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.

by John Dohh August 20, 2020

Fuck me Chuck's

The knee high version of Chuck Taylors....sexy like fuck me boots but way sicker...hipsters know how to rock Em.

"Yo Erin has on her Fuck me Chuck's, those things are wicked sweet"fuck me chucks fmb fuck me boots

by Lepskin69 May 13, 2011

Fuck me boots

the original slang for prostiboots.

Uggs' arch-nemesis.

Form-fitting foot apparel worn for clubbing that traditionally extends above the knee to titillate both men and women alike.

Dick: "I love your fuck me boots."

(replied with shock and awe)

Mary: "Thanks."

by Jonni1 March 1, 2009